Thursday, October 8, 2009

Chuck the 'PC Police' on hold...

I haven't blogged for ages, I've made several starts but lack the followthrough. Anyway, most of my blog attempts have been too serious to indulge so I'm changing tack and delivering this.... a giggle for a thursday arvo.

New Words for 2009
* SALAD DODGER.An excellent phrase for an overweight person.*
* SWAMP-DONKEYA deeply unattractive person.
* TESTICULATING.Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.
* BLAMESTORMING.Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or aproject failed, and who was responsible.
* SEAGULL MANAGER.A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
* SALMON DAY..The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
* CUBE FARM.An office filled with cubicles.
* PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.(This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)
* SINBAD. Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
* AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get itto work again.
* OH - NO SECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').
* GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare..
* JOHNNY-NO-STARS.A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
* MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.
* MONKEY BATH . A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo!Aa! Aa! Aa!'.
* MYSTERY BUS.. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in thetoilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people sothe pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
* TART FUEL. Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
* TRAMP STAMP Tattoo on a female
* PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks

thank you very much.

1 comment:

pipi said...

stragedy: when a strategy becomes tragedy.
(i say stragedy often, just didn't know how to say the word propa and its kinda stuck)

I like the word testicular too. thats a goodie :)